|
Happy 18th Birthday, Headmaster! You've moved in with SBW and you're up the duft with your ex-boyfriend/husband's baby. You have fucked up friends who don't wish you a happy birthday. Even fictional characters text people happy birthday! Speaking of birthdays, what month are they in if basketball season hasn't officially started? Toaster's having a field day over a lost friendship justified by stealing pre-paid presents, a brother that doesn't want to hear from her, and an unrequited love via Wookas. I'm a bit bitter over the loss of Jake!, so I'd really like it if they could give Toaster a new love interest because while I like Toaster as the awesome Cheech to Chong, I don't like her secret yet no-so-secret agenda to nab Wookas. There's only room for one SBW in Tree Hill. Don't you remember when Wookas used to go all stalkarazzi on Toaster and she would be behind the wheel of her car ready to maim him for being so nosy? I miss those days. Wholegrain had some fabulous hair going on tonight. And that's the end of it. I'm pretty sure Debbie-cakes just needs some Ambien to knock her drug-alcohol habit but whackadoo is as whackadoo does. Nate-bebe thought he saw Stubble down in the river. I was going to say the Lochness Monster or Story from Lady in the Water but Stubble is always good in my book. "What's up homewrecker!...White girl drama I don't understand!" Mmm, Skills always knows what I'm thinking and I love him for it. From now on, he shall be known as Velvet Teddy. Holla! Next week: SBW goes all Swim Fan on Nate-bebe and Wholegrain's got the whole 'don't mess with my man' swagger down. Expect a new quasi-decent layout up soon. Ok, I lied when I said I wasn't going to watch this show anymore but...there's nothing else to watch until Project Runway comes on at 10! Despite the directions OTH has taken, I'm hoping it gets better. By better, I mean there's proper resolution and they actually graduate! To my surprise, I'm glad to see Skills and Rachel as season regulars! I haven't thought up a nickname for Skills yet but from here on out, Rachel shall be known as SBW (slut-bitch-whore), since she's the life ruiner we've all made her out to be. Thank the Headmaster for that one. So we pick up where we left off and come to learn someone aside from Roe-momma is going to pick up another tater tot. Cooper's in a coma. The Headmaster's face still looks like it's always on a bad date (those blasphemous blondes!). Toaster's got a matching Pop Tart brother somewhere. And Wookas is still ruining the moment! I'm not a forensic scientist but I'm pretty sure, Poochie, if you want to remove 'murderer' on your wall, bleach will do the job. Or a couple coats of cranberry paint will, too. I'm not sure if I like an entirely reformed Poochie because after all, the guy is Satan. There's only room for one. Keep your badassness, foo. SKILLS. I love you. You're my chocolate gazelle ;) Just run around and look pretty for me, please. Be the only sane person on this show! So, does this mean they'll be screaming, "06!" at their high school graduation? Next Week: SBW happily homewrecks the Naley. And googily moogily, I seriously need to update the look of this blog. I just watched the season final in hopes that it would be good. It wasn't. I have to sadly say with where things have gone in the last two seasons, I'm this close to saying I hope they don't renew the show. Teenage angst aside, this show is very much like General Hospital - full of crap. Why can't they just be normal for once? You know, graduate high school. Win a tournament. Put someone in jail. Pick one person to sleep with (namely your age). Match your wedding party (what's up with the red bridesmaid dresses, ladies?). And more importantly, toting the same tacky bridesmaid purses? I've never been a fan of Leyton. Who the hell chooses Wookas over Jake? Responsible, hot, good-natured Jake? If you're going to get a teenager impregnated, can she actually for once be pregnant? Key highlight(s) of the show: watching the Headmaster slap Toaster. I had 'Yee!' written all over my face. Debbie-cakes' dress. Poor freakin' Roe-momma :( Next Week: I don't think I'll be tuning into next season kids. But we'll see --- you never know. |